diff --git a/Cargo.lock b/Cargo.lock
index ca0cb73eef459..6546167a56517 100644
--- a/Cargo.lock
+++ b/Cargo.lock
@@ -2693,21 +2693,14 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "ctor"
-version = "0.9.1"
+version = "1.0.11"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "c1c888a2a4f677017373fb6c01e13e318dd9e78758445ed5eb985e355d3f8281"
+checksum = "e9bb72bb94fdc1bd619f4c18cc91ecf6302aeb333d31b3c6ec0bb841cd920209"
 dependencies = [
- "ctor-proc-macro",
- "dtor",
  "link-section",
+ "linktime-proc-macro",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "ctor-proc-macro"
-version = "0.0.12"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "a7ab264ea985f1bd27887d7b21ea2bb046728e05d11909ca138d700c494730db"
-
 [[package]]
 name = "custom-labels"
 version = "0.4.6"
@@ -3152,7 +3145,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "libc",
  "option-ext",
  "redox_users",
- "windows-sys 0.59.0",
+ "windows-sys 0.61.1",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -3179,21 +3172,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "litrs",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "dtor"
-version = "0.6.0"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "30e4690622ab6700ced40fc370a3f07b7d111f0154bb6fb08f73b4c8834f75b6"
-dependencies = [
- "dtor-proc-macro",
-]
-
-[[package]]
-name = "dtor-proc-macro"
-version = "0.0.12"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "8c98b077c7463d01d22dde8a24378ddf1ca7263dc687cffbed38819ea6c21131"
-
 [[package]]
 name = "duckdb"
 version = "1.4.3"
@@ -4708,7 +4686,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "libc",
  "percent-encoding",
  "pin-project-lite",
- "socket2 0.5.10",
+ "socket2 0.6.4",
  "system-configuration",
  "tokio",
  "tower-service",
@@ -5036,7 +5014,7 @@ checksum = "3640c1c38b8e4e43584d8df18be5fc6b0aa314ce6ebf51b53313d4306cca8e46"
 dependencies = [
  "hermit-abi",
  "libc",
- "windows-sys 0.59.0",
+ "windows-sys 0.61.1",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -5123,7 +5101,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "portable-atomic",
  "portable-atomic-util",
  "serde_core",
- "windows-sys 0.59.0",
+ "windows-sys 0.61.1",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -5727,9 +5705,9 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "link-section"
-version = "0.0.12"
+version = "0.19.1"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "f52437d47b0358721ec869cc7374b2a21f7b2237af9b439c0391341a1fbfbf1b"
+checksum = "8dc98458dfe90986c5e2f6ddcf68360c7e5c4252600153e06aa4ee8176c0f8d1"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "linked-hash-map"
@@ -5746,6 +5724,12 @@ dependencies = [
  "linked-hash-map",
 ]
 
+[[package]]
+name = "linktime-proc-macro"
+version = "0.2.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "8c7b0a3383c2a1002d11349c92c85a666a5fb679e96c79d782cf0dbe557fd6ee"
+
 [[package]]
 name = "linux-raw-sys"
 version = "0.4.15"
@@ -10734,7 +10718,7 @@ source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "03da047801ff44bb6a4d407d4860c05fd70bb81714e6b2f3812603d5b145b042"
 dependencies = [
  "heck",
- "itertools 0.10.5",
+ "itertools 0.14.0",
  "log",
  "multimap",
  "petgraph",
@@ -10755,7 +10739,7 @@ source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "b570b25f7617e43d59005d0990ccb79e950a423952cea19671b7a876da390adf"
 dependencies = [
  "anyhow",
- "itertools 0.10.5",
+ "itertools 0.14.0",
  "proc-macro2",
  "quote",
  "syn 2.0.117",
@@ -11722,7 +11706,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "errno",
  "libc",
  "linux-raw-sys 0.12.1",
- "windows-sys 0.59.0",
+ "windows-sys 0.61.1",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -12875,7 +12859,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "getrandom 0.4.3",
  "once_cell",
  "rustix 1.1.4",
- "windows-sys 0.59.0",
+ "windows-sys 0.61.1",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
@@ -12894,7 +12878,7 @@ source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
 checksum = "230a1b821ccbd75b185820a1f1ff7b14d21da1e442e22c0863ea5f08771a8874"
 dependencies = [
  "rustix 1.1.4",
- "windows-sys 0.59.0",
+ "windows-sys 0.61.1",
 ]
 
 [[package]]
diff --git a/Cargo.toml b/Cargo.toml
index 84438484e8044..829cb8ae70bff 100644
--- a/Cargo.toml
+++ b/Cargo.toml
@@ -344,7 +344,7 @@ crossterm = { version = "0.28.1", default-features = false }
 csv = "1.4.0"
 csv-async = { version = "1.3.1", features = ["tokio"] }
 csv-core = "0.1.13"
-ctor = "0.9.1"
+ctor = "1.0.10"
 custom-labels = "0.4.6"
 darling = "0.23.0"
 datadriven = "0.9.0"
diff --git a/misc/wasm/Cargo.lock b/misc/wasm/Cargo.lock
index 9b34ca5b03f1f..920617edf9e02 100644
--- a/misc/wasm/Cargo.lock
+++ b/misc/wasm/Cargo.lock
@@ -213,21 +213,14 @@ dependencies = [
 
 [[package]]
 name = "ctor"
-version = "0.9.1"
+version = "1.0.11"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "c1c888a2a4f677017373fb6c01e13e318dd9e78758445ed5eb985e355d3f8281"
+checksum = "e9bb72bb94fdc1bd619f4c18cc91ecf6302aeb333d31b3c6ec0bb841cd920209"
 dependencies = [
- "ctor-proc-macro",
- "dtor",
  "link-section",
+ "linktime-proc-macro",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "ctor-proc-macro"
-version = "0.0.12"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "a7ab264ea985f1bd27887d7b21ea2bb046728e05d11909ca138d700c494730db"
-
 [[package]]
 name = "debugid"
 version = "0.8.0"
@@ -276,21 +269,6 @@ dependencies = [
  "syn 2.0.119",
 ]
 
-[[package]]
-name = "dtor"
-version = "0.6.0"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "30e4690622ab6700ced40fc370a3f07b7d111f0154bb6fb08f73b4c8834f75b6"
-dependencies = [
- "dtor-proc-macro",
-]
-
-[[package]]
-name = "dtor-proc-macro"
-version = "0.0.12"
-source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "8c98b077c7463d01d22dde8a24378ddf1ca7263dc687cffbed38819ea6c21131"
-
 [[package]]
 name = "either"
 version = "1.16.0"
@@ -854,15 +832,21 @@ checksum = "e2abad23fbc42b3700f2f279844dc832adb2b2eb069b2df918f455c4e18cc646"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "libc"
-version = "0.2.172"
+version = "0.2.189"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "d750af042f7ef4f724306de029d18836c26c1765a54a6a3f094cbd23a7267ffa"
+checksum = "3eaf3ede3fee6db1a4c2ee091bf8a8b4dccdc6d17f656fb07896ee72867612f2"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "link-section"
-version = "0.0.12"
+version = "0.19.1"
 source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
-checksum = "f52437d47b0358721ec869cc7374b2a21f7b2237af9b439c0391341a1fbfbf1b"
+checksum = "8dc98458dfe90986c5e2f6ddcf68360c7e5c4252600153e06aa4ee8176c0f8d1"
+
+[[package]]
+name = "linktime-proc-macro"
+version = "0.2.0"
+source = "registry+https://github.com/rust-lang/crates.io-index"
+checksum = "8c7b0a3383c2a1002d11349c92c85a666a5fb679e96c79d782cf0dbe557fd6ee"
 
 [[package]]
 name = "linux-raw-sys"
@@ -962,6 +946,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "hyper-util",
  "ipnet",
  "itertools",
+ "libc",
  "mz-ore-proc",
  "native-tls",
  "num",
@@ -971,6 +956,7 @@ dependencies = [
  "paste",
  "pin-project",
  "prometheus",
+ "scopeguard",
  "sentry",
  "sentry-tracing",
  "serde",
diff --git a/src/ore/src/assert.rs b/src/ore/src/assert.rs
index cb103c0c17476..12fa88295b9a7 100644
--- a/src/ore/src/assert.rs
+++ b/src/ore/src/assert.rs
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@ use std::sync::atomic::AtomicBool;
 // because Rust does not explicitly support constructors. But a scan of the
 // stdlib suggests that reading environment variables is safe enough.
 #[cfg(not(any(miri, target_arch = "wasm32")))]
-#[ctor::ctor]
+#[ctor::ctor(unsafe)]
 pub static SOFT_ASSERTIONS: AtomicBool = {
     let default = cfg!(debug_assertions) || crate::env::is_var_truthy("MZ_SOFT_ASSERTIONS");
     AtomicBool::new(default)